by A K Wrox
Arrabella Candellarbra is like no one you’ve ever met before; even though her questy thing is the stuff of legend.
Okay, it’s a hilarious epic-fantasy spoofery kind of legend.
Arrabella, a beautiful, flaxen-haired maiden trained in all things warrior-like by the most famous warriors of all – The Reginas – embarks on a quest to claim her birthright and to wield the power of all the lands.
Nothing could possibly go wrong on a quest like this, could it?
Well just you wait until Arrabella joins forces with Lord Langly Kilkenny – the perfect specimen of manliness; icicle-bearded Gary – the wisest of all Wizards; and Prince Jim – the very-fey fairy Regent.
Because the Four Adventurers soon find themselves pitted against the Evil Betty-Sue – the meanest of evil beings in all of the lands.
Because they must battle Betty-Sue and her scary minions – the Saw-Toothed Bunnies, the Viscous Tongued Frogs and the Barella Monkeys – to rescue The Reginas from…something!
Arrabella Candellarbra and the Questy Thing to End All Questy Things featuresheroic heroes and a host of characters and creatures never before assembled in one story.
It delivers love and lust, action and inaction, battles, incantations, sexual shenanigans and high-kicking sing-a-longs.
And it promises that all those epic questy things will never be the same again.